| I should of stayed with Quick! | | | | psychic and all, I had seen a flash of her naked |
| I went back to Salem, the Witch city, where I | | | | and I knew I would be sleeping with her that |
| previously lived for twelve years. But after one | | | | night. Which made me only shake my head. But |
| immature 40 year old, an eight hour walk, a year | | | | later on I am glad she was a bit more trimmed... |
| in a two bedroom apartment alone, Mr. Jeckyl and | | | | Than in the vision. |
| Mr Hyde Landlord, a friend of ten years accusing | | | | But it all started out in that traveling road show |
| me of rape, an accident from three years ago | | | | from bar to bar. After work we all went out like |
| suing, my paintings vandalized, a half pack of | | | | some theatrical troop visiting the local taverns. |
| cigarettes, and partridge in a pear tree I got out | | | | The rest of them alone were motley enough, but |
| of Dodge and headed back to Jersey in | | | | we put the cherry on top. Actually I found out |
| December. I have been back since, but this time I | | | | that the only cherry that was under the table |
| came back to play psychic in the Halloween capital | | | | was the one that spilt out from her drink. She |
| of the world. | | | | needed serious work on her poker face. No |
| Every couple of years, I play a Carny of sorts in | | | | French courtesan was she at all. |
| town. One year I worked in a Disney land of | | | | The show must go, and so it did unto the next |
| Ghouls filled with animatronics. Got onto the | | | | bar! At the beer works we picked up a lesbian |
| Discovery channel working there. Worked doing | | | | couple into our audience. And they were glad they |
| ghost stories. Then another year I worked on a | | | | paid the price of admission. One of them got |
| ghost tour and found out that Giles Corey, you | | | | redder than that cherry earlier mentioned. The |
| know the guy when he was pressed to death | | | | other just egged us on. I just felt sorry for the |
| under accusations of being a witch just asked for | | | | waitress whose nape of her bosom that went |
| more weight, was seen a few years back. Well | | | | from red to five alarm chili red by the end of the |
| his ghost at least. The rumor goes that he | | | | night. The yahoo was yodeling alright! The rest |
| appears in the Howard Street Grave Yard near | | | | was to catch up later. |
| the countries second oldest jail, next to the one | | | | The funny thing about witches is, they are all |
| filmed in the Shawshank redemption, on Bridge | | | | goddess this and oh goddess that! Until you get |
| Street. The one they killed him in and he cursed all | | | | them on their back and it is all oh Gods from |
| the county Sheriffs by blood ailments. The last | | | | there on in. |
| one who served at the jail, did survive his heart | | | | Now here favorite comment followed by her own |
| attack though. Well Mr Corey is suppose to be | | | | unique Fran Dresser laugh was " If it ain't pleasing |
| seen on the eve of any great disaster in Salem. | | | | me, to please you! It ain't happening!" Throughout |
| He was even seen before the Great Salem Fire | | | | our month long affair she went from being |
| of 1914. Well the last time he was seen was on | | | | divorced, to separated, to forcing her husband to |
| the eve of a young woman took her life down at | | | | live in the basement for five years like some troll. |
| the Willows. This was the same night I had spent | | | | That Christmas I was sent a shirt from Norway |
| with my x-fiancee in another graveyard across | | | | by an Aunt I only met once whose mother was |
| town with sour patches, dipsticks, and fairy | | | | a Shaman of sorts that read "Love your neighbor, |
| wands. Only if I was in that graveyard he could of | | | | but keep your hands off his wife!" Strange gift |
| warned me about that great tragedy in my own | | | | from a woman I only met once who was 9,000 |
| life. For she did turn out to be one. Now that is | | | | miles away at the time. |
| another story, for another time! | | | | So one day a client came into the fair and asked |
| But this October I was to work in a Psychic fair. | | | | about what kind of Psychic readings do we offer. |
| No I am good at, real good. But up to that point I | | | | Curious about tarot, runes, psychometry, past |
| though it was a gift you returned as a gift. But I | | | | lives and the like. She was told that my adulteress |
| changed my mind. So I was to work for a guy | | | | partner was very good at doing magical Yahoo |
| who though I was a real flesh in blood werewolf. | | | | readings! The client was told that the psychic |
| He also wanted to pick me up, but soon was he | | | | looked into the dark foreboding abyss of the |
| to find out I was all for the yahoo. | | | | yahoo and divined her future. Well that cherry |
| I showed up two days late for the fair and was | | | | color came back again. On second thoughts, I |
| singled out on my first day. Yep, the yahoo found | | | | think I should of stared down into that Yahoo and |
| me. It was not hard to choose me. The rest in | | | | asked for a Nestle Quick instead. |
| the room were either gay or other women. Being | | | | |