| Hey there, Dorothy -- are you a Good Witch or a | | | | amuse my friends |
| Bad Witch? Is your friend acting like a bitch? | | | | e) being alone so nobody hurts my feelings.4. My |
| Answer these five questions from Samantha's | | | | favorite television witch is:a) Martha Stewart |
| Twisted Book of Shadows and find out which | | | | b) Endora from Bewitched |
| witch is which?1. These days I ride:a) side-saddle | | | | c) Sabrina the Teenage Witch |
| b) a broom | | | | d) Heather Locklear |
| c) a vibrator | | | | e) Kathie Lee Gifford.5. My favorite witch movie |
| d) a vacuum cleaner | | | | is:a) Practical Magic |
| e) the bus home alone2. My familiar is:a) a dog | | | | b) The Craft |
| named Toto | | | | c) Rosemary's Baby |
| b) a flying monkey I conjured up the other day | | | | d) Mommie Dearest |
| in my cauldron | | | | e) The Wizard of Oz.Now analyze your answers |
| c) Sailor Moon | | | | below to find out what kind of witch you are!!A) |
| d) several black cats | | | | GLINDA THE GOOD WITCHIf your answers |
| e) a gay friend3. My idea of a good time is:a) | | | | were all "a", you are a modern Glinda the Good |
| baking cupcakes for the poor | | | | Witch. You visualize all your troubles surrounded in |
| b) stealing food and reselling it outside the food | | | | a bubble and floating away from |
| bank | | | | you, and it works. Congratulations.1. You're |
| c) dressing up like Vampira and going to fetish | | | | probably a real tree-hugger and into horses and |
| night | | | | nature and all |
| d) doing impressions of Margaret Hamilton to | | | | that.2. |